It’s Not Easy To Be a Teacher

Check this funny answers on test that the students made, Well it’s not easy to be a teacher.

Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don’t pay at10tion, they’ll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they’ll be 3…

Theorem. A cat has nine tails.
Proof. No cat has eight tails. Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have nine tails.

One day, Jesus said to his disciples: “The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9.”
A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter: “What, on Earth, does he mean by that?”
Peter replied: “Don’t worry – it’s just another one of his parabolas.”

“Explain the shape of the graph”
Answer: “It’s curvy, with a lighter bit at the end and a rather aesthetically pleasing slope downward towards a pretty flat strait bit…”