When you’re a kid, you’re generally oblivious. You’re gullible and see things from an extremely innocent point of view. With that in mind, go back and watch all your favorite cartoons. You might be surprised how many cartoon characters seem to be on drugs. So, let’s look who hide behind innocent mask of cartoon characters!?
First of all there is Bart Simpson. Switching the two middle letters in this guy’s name reveals his true personality: Brat. The foreign substances Bart likely ingests to pull off his pranks would send the most ambitious junkie to the nearest E/R. Hopefully in time to cleanse his system of toxins. Constantly mischievous, he still might get killed off when he crosses the wrong dealer.
Then… Beavis and Butthead. Perhaps the quintessential animated stoners, these two misfits would turn half-hour shows into a showcase for a single word or phrase. The word “bung-holio” comes immediately to mind. Their stares, clothes, and laughs help solidify the fact that they’re geeking out.
Hey, c’mon. Was there ever a rodent when Amphetamine abuse is so obvious? And did you notice, he runs out and gets the food for everyone, but does he ever eat any?
No question, the boy trips on Ecstacy. I mean, listen to that laugh, would you?
Wile E. Coyote
Now here’s a total PCP burnout case. Not only does he feel no pain, but he’s too brain damaged to know he’s licked.
Another Angel Dust suspect. His aggression knows no bounds, but despite being shot by cannons at point blank range, he just gets madder and meaner.
Of course, likes to trip out with grass. Mostly, he’s pretty mellowed out, but when he gets his paws on that Hash Oil, hey, its WWI flying Ace time.
Probably Dexatrim abuse, maybe some amphetamines. Who is that skinny?! She might even be anorexic, she IS always giving her burger to her friend. One side question, what the heck are Popeye and Brutus thinking? They almost made the list for dating her.
This is an easy one. I mean c’mon. Roid monkey #1. “BY THE POWER OF ANABOL!!!!!!” Makes me want to root for Skeletor. Alone in his castle, hitting the weights. And on top of that he even injects the stuff in his pet tiger. Animal Abuse!
Yogi and Boo Boo
We all know what is really in those picnic baskets. They go back to the cave and trip. Another side: Are they gay? I mean, take a look at BooBoo. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…..
The number one downer abuser in toon land. Can’t someone slip him an upper every year or two. The only time I ever saw him happy is when he sees the picture of the babe.
He openly admits it. The other dwarfs deny involvement but they are under investigation. Allegations are that Doc is writing some extra ‘scripts’ for Sneezy and all the guys partaking are afloat.
If he isn’t using crack, Marion Barry is clean. He is so wired he bounces around on his head without pain. Blows his beak off all the time. Some symptoms might be from “daffiness” but Haldol wouldn’t work for him.
By far the #1 suspect. His clothes, his hair, his bad goatee, the boy converses with dogs. But all of this is nothing until you go to the Munchie Factor. Anybody who averages 9.3 dog treats (scooby snacks) consumed per episode smokes pot. And look at the way he and his friends painted that van!